{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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