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The 1899 Texas Varsity football team represented The University of Texas as a member of the Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association (SIAA) during the 1899 college football season. Led by first-year head coach Maurice Gordon Clarke, the Longhorns compiled an overall record of 6–2.
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Léon Georges Jean-Baptiste Carré was a French Orientalist painter and illustrator, noted for illustrating the book, The Book of One Thousand and One Nights.
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